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Proud to be a Chemical Engineer

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Going down the memory lane to see what I did at college makes me laugh, smile and cry. I started our journey with dreams of becoming a Chemical engineer and make it big in the Gulf. There seemed to seven other guys with similar dreams joining the journey with me. As every journey has its own twists and turns, ours too had many. Did we complete the journey? What happened after the journey?

Here it is…..

1. I was proud to be a part of a gang of chemical engineers (8 of us) and we called the gang the Royal Chemical Ruffians . I still don’t remember who coined up this name. But in a way, it was really fun and cool. (Looking back at the words cool and uncool now, makes me laugh :-P ).

2. The first thing we did in the first day of every academic year was to carve this beautiful gang name in the benches we occupied. We thought that we were always privileged to occupy the last benches and as no one dared to question us. But the truth was that no one in the class never bothered about the last bench.

3. We used to pee on all the walls we found in and around college campus. There was a silly Atlas competition while peeing. The competition was to draw maps of all continents and countries on the walls (while peeing) and rating whose map was the best. :-P

4. We used to love the same girl and there was a unsaid agreement that the others will leave if any one of us gets going with the girl. The second thing never happened (I thought Cupid loved Chemistry and chemical engineers) and we vowed to concentrate hard in studies.

5. All our study holidays were filled with sessions of playing The Rummy , the most popular card game of our times. On the day of the exam, one among us who had studied for couple of hours straight together (!@$#%%) became the hero and made the rest believe that exams can be cleared if we studied what he said.

6. On the day of results, one who cleared all the subjects becomes the villain of the gang. He becomes friends with others after spending Rs.20 for Tea, Bajji, Samosa, Cigarettes in the adjacent tea shop in the name of Treat .

7. Unsaid rules
a. Bunk the class as a bunch.
b. No one does the assignment or submits the lab records in time.
c. No one clears a paper which others have failed to clear.
d. Everyone watches the movie together.

If someone evades these rules, he becomes a traitor and needs to buy others a Treat to become friends again.

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8. We laughed for all little gestures and cracked jokes to disturb the class. If someone outside the group cracked a joke, we looked at each other and decided whether to laugh or not.

9. All our economics classes were filled with last bench sessions on how to go to Dubai and become a millionaire. We thought every chemical engineer in the planet will land up in Dubai by default. No one ever told us about the grades though. :-)

10. The lab sessions were filled with Dumbcharades and Antaksharis. We used to mingle around with others in the class as these games needed more people. We were always the winners as we were up to date with all the old and new movies, songs etc; The fruits or the pazhams (the ones who study well in the class) used to wonder on the knowledge we possessed on the movies and songs. !!@#$!!

11. We made a point to be present on all college Annual days with balloons tied in heads, playing drums, whistle etc; All in our gang were good at Dappankuththu and one was really good at playing oththai adi with drums. None of us took liquor during Annual day as the college management used to take strict actions agains students who did that. Instead, we enjoyed much by dancing in front of all the lecturers and cornering them on the labs and respective departments. We always knew that this will have a great impact on our lab and project work grades. But we never bothered to care much about those as bothering much was uncool. :-)

12. Never cared about exams till they arrived and never had exam fears as one needs to go through a dozen exams per semester to get a engineering degree. All our weekly cycle test notebooks were empty all the time as we thought it was uncool to take up those weekly tests. At times, bunked those tests and went to movies.

13. The lecturers and Heads who asked questions seemed lunatics to us and were our first enemies. When questioned about the number of arrears we had, we lamented that theoritical knowledge is never gonna land us up in good jobs and only learning the concepts mattered more. We never were good in concepts. No one knew this because we never wrote any tests or absconded from question and answer sessions. :-)

14. The adjacent tea shop owner bacame our instant friend when he agreed to give us tea, eateries and stuff on credit. We used to settle accounts at the end of every semester and we spent a lot of bunked days in tea shop reading the local dailies. Politics and Cinema news were the only topics that divided us. :-P

15. Our post lunch session games in class were duet singing, Raja – Raani (all Chennai college and school students will know this game) etc;

After all these things for four years I never believed that everyone from our gang completed the journey on time and passed out as a chemical engineer. It is difficult now to get in touch again with everyone and only the memories like these bind us together. All these trivial and silly things taught me more about life and people. Now looking back on those mistakes, I feel that I never learnt anything related to chemical engineering. :-)

Then why is this post titled Proud to be a Chemical Engineer . Beacuse it is uncool to degrade the degree one studied. :-P

P.S. :- One of our friends from the gang is in Gulf now and we hope he will make it big as a chemical engineer. ;-)

Who is he?

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Last month, I was there on a short trip to Bangalore at the end of which Sarayu gifted me a good and big coffee mug. Believe me It is big. I say this because it fills up with three tumblers.
coffee mug

Guesses about the cartoon in the mug….

Amma & Gayu – He is a monkey like you. :-(
Sarayu – He is a dog. :-)
I – Isn’t he a lion? ;-)
Who is he? Guesses are welcome. :-P

Innocence is bliss

A month or two ago, I was there at Sabaree’s home on my way to a movie. Sabaree is a senior colleague and a good friend of mine. Spent around 30 minutes in his home and had a chance to speak with his nephew Prahalad who is a first grader. PrahaladHere is the transcript of my conversation with him. The original conversation was in Tamil.

Prahalad : Uncle! Are you working with my Chittappa? Where are you coming from?

Me : Yes and I come from Ambattur.

Prahalad : How do you goto Tambaram?

(Tambaram is where my office is)

Me : By train.

Prahalad : How far is it from Ambattur?

Me : around thirty five kilometers.

Prahalad : Do you buy tickets daily?

Me : No. I buy monthly season pass.

Prahalad : What is monthly pass?

At that time, the milkman knocked the door and I tried to explain him with a simple example.

Me : Do you buy milk at home?

Prahalad : Yes. The milkman delivers it daily.

Me : Perfect. Do you pay him daily?

Prahalad : No. I don’t. I am not too old for that.

Me : (!@%$$&*) Ok! Does anyone who is elderly in the home pay him daily?

Prahalad : No. We pay him once in every month.

Me : It is the same way for the train. I don’t buy tickets daily. Instead, I pay for it once in a month by buying a monthly pass.

Prahalad : So, you come to say that you don’t buy tickets.

Me : !@%$$&*!!!!!

Prahalad : Ok fine! How long does it take for you to go to office by train?

Me : It takes around two and a half hours.

Prahalad : Do you know? It takes a week to travel to Delhi.

Me : No my boy! It was the scenario before five years. Now a days with advent of fast trains, it does not take that much time. I suppose one can reach Delhi in two days time.

He never believed me and looked at his grandfather.

Prahalad : Have you traveled in Train for ten thousand hours?

Me : huh?

Prahalad : How long will one reach if he travels for ten thousand hours?

Me : !@%$$&*!!!!!

Sabaree’s dad came to my rescue by pulling Prahalad for regular homework. :-)

Innocence is bliss. I have experienced it with Prahalad’s inquisitiveness. :-P

IE addicts

This is for all IE Addicts :-P
abirami

Dear, You forgot my birthday…

How many times have I heard this in my 23 years of blissful life ? Ten in the mind, five in the finger… Oops! Why am I getting into kindergarten mathematics ? Anyway, The point here is, I don’t remember my dear ones’ birthdays and often gets in a embarassing situation. This is more often happening with the opposite sex. If I forget a guy’s birthday, I have a lot of excuses and I can easily escape making pun about his birthday. What if I forget a girl’s birthday ? Gosh! The next time I speak to her, I am done. There is no room for any excuses. I am doomed.

One fine day, I forwarded a good text message to a very old friend after a very long time . She enquired my well wishes and after a flurry of text messages, a sharp message hit me straight on my head. It goes like this,

She : How come you forgot that it’s my birthday today?

Me : How come I forgot it?

As always, all my excuses were in vain.

Another day , one of my cousin asked me what plans I had for my birthday. I never knew that she knew mine and also had forgot that she had mentioned her birth date,to me, earlier. I was at the peak of amnesia and asked when her birthday was. She stopped speaking to me for a while. Oh Gosh! When will I start remembering birthdays? :-(

yet another day , I was desparate to break my ugly track record. I text messaged one of former classmates on her birthday.

Me : Happy birthday!

She : Thank you so much. But it isn’t mine today. It is Preethi’s. :-(

Me : Sorry! hehehehe :-) :-P

And just before posting this, was chatting with a friend and the conversation was about the shopping I did today.

She : So, what did you buy for my birthday?

Me : Nothing dear. When is your birthday?

She : You forgot my birthday? :-(

Me : Is it not on the November 3rd ?

She : I have mentioned it already. Forget it.

Me : Yeah! I forgot it. When is it?

She : :-( :-(

What I infer here is that either I need to have a recurring calendar setup for all my dear ones’ birthdays or salvage myself stating that remebering a birthday is a girly thing and not definitely male. :-)

Four for 10

Balaji has become a orange seller. orange seller
A bright career opportunity in Beach – Tambaram EMU .

ஆரஞ்சு நாலு பத்து ரூவா!

दस् का चार्!

Four for 10!

:-)

Ultimate google search

Going through the logs for my website’s latest visitors, I was surprised to see that a person from Chennai has searched for Master of Catching Mosquito chennai in google . I don’t understand what this person was trying to search for. Is he trying to hire a person to banish all the mosquitoes which disrupt his sweet dreams? Weird!
This reminds me of a Sardar joke. Once a Sardar was sleeping like a log after a hard day’s work was disturbed very much by a mosquito. Sardar got frustrated and caught the mosquito in hand and started singing Soh jhaa machhar Soh jhaa . Mosquito slept in his hand and Sardar went near the mosquito and started making sounds like a mosquito goiiiiiiiin goiiiiiiiin . The mosquito woke up. :-)

What’s the moral of this post?

Nothing. Remember, You are at karthickraghavan.com. :-)

Funny cellular IVRs

Tired of the default ” customer is not reachable ” or ” mobile switched off ” messages when trying to reach a cellular subscriber? How good it would be if there are custom funny messages which change according to the callers and subscriber’s moods. A bit of imagination…

A employee who comes to office late often does not turn up for two days. His angry manager tries to reach him on his mobile and hears the message, ” The employee you are trying to reach has switched another company with better perks and salary. Please try employing a fool later “.

A teacher tries to reach her truant student and hears the message “As the caller you are trying to reach is suffering from high fever, he cannot be reached at the moment. Please buy him a bottle of horlicks and grant him a month’s leave “.

A mom tries to reach her college kid and hears, ” the caller you are trying to reach is busy attending math sessions at college and has no plans of going to a movie and disco tonight “.

A PL tries to reach his TM to enquire about a project delivery which is due and hears, ” the software engineer you are trying to reach is busy playing Spider Solitaire, reading blogs and forwarding mails. Please try later “.

Have any funny messages? Pour in! :-)




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