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Who is he?

Last month, I was there on a short trip to Bangalore at the end of which Sarayu gifted me a good and big coffee mug. Believe me It is big. I say this because it fills up with three tumblers.
coffee mug

Guesses about the cartoon in the mug….

Amma & Gayu – He is a monkey like you. :-(
Sarayu – He is a dog. :-)
I – Isn’t he a lion? ;-)
Who is he? Guesses are welcome. :-P

Shane Warne calls it quits

Shane Warne, the most successful and the best leg spinner of contemporary cricket has decided to quit international cricket at the end of the on-going Ashes series against England. He currently has 699 test wickets in his kitty and is expected to reach the magical 700 in his last two tests.
This video is dubbed as the Ball of the century where Mike Gatting is bamboozled by Warne’s first delivery in a Ashes test match. Warne is definitely a true champion.

Innocence is bliss

A month or two ago, I was there at Sabaree’s home on my way to a movie. Sabaree is a senior colleague and a good friend of mine. Spent around 30 minutes in his home and had a chance to speak with his nephew Prahalad who is a first grader. PrahaladHere is the transcript of my conversation with him. The original conversation was in Tamil.

Prahalad : Uncle! Are you working with my Chittappa? Where are you coming from?

Me : Yes and I come from Ambattur.

Prahalad : How do you goto Tambaram?

(Tambaram is where my office is)

Me : By train.

Prahalad : How far is it from Ambattur?

Me : around thirty five kilometers.

Prahalad : Do you buy tickets daily?

Me : No. I buy monthly season pass.

Prahalad : What is monthly pass?

At that time, the milkman knocked the door and I tried to explain him with a simple example.

Me : Do you buy milk at home?

Prahalad : Yes. The milkman delivers it daily.

Me : Perfect. Do you pay him daily?

Prahalad : No. I don’t. I am not too old for that.

Me : (!@%$$&*) Ok! Does anyone who is elderly in the home pay him daily?

Prahalad : No. We pay him once in every month.

Me : It is the same way for the train. I don’t buy tickets daily. Instead, I pay for it once in a month by buying a monthly pass.

Prahalad : So, you come to say that you don’t buy tickets.

Me : !@%$$&*!!!!!

Prahalad : Ok fine! How long does it take for you to go to office by train?

Me : It takes around two and a half hours.

Prahalad : Do you know? It takes a week to travel to Delhi.

Me : No my boy! It was the scenario before five years. Now a days with advent of fast trains, it does not take that much time. I suppose one can reach Delhi in two days time.

He never believed me and looked at his grandfather.

Prahalad : Have you traveled in Train for ten thousand hours?

Me : huh?

Prahalad : How long will one reach if he travels for ten thousand hours?

Me : !@%$$&*!!!!!

Sabaree’s dad came to my rescue by pulling Prahalad for regular homework. :-)

Innocence is bliss. I have experienced it with Prahalad’s inquisitiveness. :-P

Rich kids in high spirits shatter poor’s dreams

Following Salman Khan, Neel Chatterjee, Aliston Pereira with 5 of his friends have come under media’s light for hit and run cases. Last night, Aliston Pereira and his friends, who were in high spirits , shattered the dreams of 20 poor souls sleeping peacefully in the pavement of Bandhra’s Carter road, Mumbai. Six of them were killed and fourteen of them injured. The accused were returning from a five star hotel’s night club and were on their way to a friend’s birthday party. Aliston Pereira, the man behind the wheels, was drunk. When asked about this gory incident, he says that his car lost control due to a mechanical problem and ran into the construction workers. A bottle of liquor was also found in the accused’s car. Pereira and his friends were took into police custody. He is booked for culpable homicide not mounting to murder and others are booked under the Bombay Prohibition Act. Pereira is still under police custody and his friends are released out on bail.

In September 2004, Stephanie was killed on the road by drunken youths. Chennai was shocked by the incident. And since then the police has tightened the security measures a bit more and is a bit harsh on the night clubbers. In a way, it is good as it guarantees a safe environment for people to live. I have seen myself a few of these drunken youths, who race at Marina and Besant beaches in their modified bikes and cars. It is really difficult for the citizens to walk or drive on the roads when these unruly youths go crazy and do all the stunts on roads.

Bike, car stunts in movies and TV ads also inspire young people to try them on roads. Young people fall into the trap that they are super cool if they are involved in any of these.
A lot of examples include the movie Ghulaam, Rang De Basanti, The recent Apache, Pulsar ads and the list goes on. Not only the media, the parents of these young people are also to be blamed. If they were careful enough in drawing the line of control at certain point, these kind of incidents can be avoided.

One more month, when all the media attention starts to move away from this case, the rich kids will be let out free and they will start clubbing again. The poor as always will hold demonstrations and will go quiet as they cannot stand and fight for their rights.

Where is justice?

Will the rich kids be punished for this gory act?

Will the police tighten up more security and punish drunken drivers?

I have a few suggestions for the police and the people to stop these kind of incidents from happening.

1. On every major road, have check posts and conduct regular checks on people for drunken driving. Especially, near pubs and night clubs, have more people to check. If a person is caught for drunken driving, put him under bars for that whole night and leak the news out to the dailies. This should be done irrespective of the status the person has in the society.

2. A lot people get away by using their high profile contacts when they are caught for drunken driving on the roads. If a person tries to boast his influence by saying Do you know who I am ? , He should be smacked at least ten times in the back and put under bars. The next time he will dare to think of using it.

3. Close all the pubs and night clubs at 11.00 PM.

4. Canceling of licenses for the joints who serve liquour for minors and are open after the stipulated time. The owners of these joints must be put under bars for at least ten years.

5. Seizing the bikes and cars that are modified or tuned for racing and stunts on road.

6. Curfew for bikes and cars to run after 10.00 PM on New Year’s eve. This way, all the drunkards will shut indoors and gory incidents can be avoided.

In this way, we can build a healthy and safer society. What ya say?

Dear, You forgot my birthday…

How many times have I heard this in my 23 years of blissful life ? Ten in the mind, five in the finger… Oops! Why am I getting into kindergarten mathematics ? Anyway, The point here is, I don’t remember my dear ones’ birthdays and often gets in a embarassing situation. This is more often happening with the opposite sex. If I forget a guy’s birthday, I have a lot of excuses and I can easily escape making pun about his birthday. What if I forget a girl’s birthday ? Gosh! The next time I speak to her, I am done. There is no room for any excuses. I am doomed.

One fine day, I forwarded a good text message to a very old friend after a very long time . She enquired my well wishes and after a flurry of text messages, a sharp message hit me straight on my head. It goes like this,

She : How come you forgot that it’s my birthday today?

Me : How come I forgot it?

As always, all my excuses were in vain.

Another day , one of my cousin asked me what plans I had for my birthday. I never knew that she knew mine and also had forgot that she had mentioned her birth date,to me, earlier. I was at the peak of amnesia and asked when her birthday was. She stopped speaking to me for a while. Oh Gosh! When will I start remembering birthdays? :-(

yet another day , I was desparate to break my ugly track record. I text messaged one of former classmates on her birthday.

Me : Happy birthday!

She : Thank you so much. But it isn’t mine today. It is Preethi’s. :-(

Me : Sorry! hehehehe :-) :-P

And just before posting this, was chatting with a friend and the conversation was about the shopping I did today.

She : So, what did you buy for my birthday?

Me : Nothing dear. When is your birthday?

She : You forgot my birthday? :-(

Me : Is it not on the November 3rd ?

She : I have mentioned it already. Forget it.

Me : Yeah! I forgot it. When is it?

She : :-( :-(

What I infer here is that either I need to have a recurring calendar setup for all my dear ones’ birthdays or salvage myself stating that remebering a birthday is a girly thing and not definitely male. :-)

How much are you paid?

The other day I met a school mate (X) after a very long time. We were not too close friends and was my once-upon-a-time classmate. The conversation went on like this….

X : Hi da! How are you ? It’s been a long time since we met. :-)
Me : Yeah! It’s been ages. I am fine and how are you?

X : I am fine dude ! I work for this big Y company. Whom do you work for ?

Me : I work for Z company. Did you get a chance to meet any of our school mates? :-)
X : So, how much do they pay you ?

Me : ( Thinking to myself) , Did I hear him correctly ?

Me : I am sorry ! I did not hear it . Can you come again on that .

X : (Unabashed) I asked how much Z pays you ?
Me : (with a broad smile) Does that matter to you now ?

X : Come-on man! Do you know how much I am paid in Y.

And he went on boasting about the company he works for, how much he is paid and how he may be sent on a B1 trip to US in a month. All the while, I was uncomfortable and had to listen to him patiently.

X : Ok da! Time for me to catch up with my colleagues for a party. See you later! :-)
Me : (Gosh! I am saved. Thanks to the party host) . :-P Ok da! Nice to have met you after a long time. Bye !

X : The next time I meet you, don’t feel shy .

There he went away vrooming away in his bike .

Me : Shy! What the ______ does he think ?

I stood there for a while confused and gobsmacked . :-(
Why does he want to know about my salary?

Is he gonna help me plan my tax savings?

Is he trying to boast his job status ?

I don’t ask anyone about their salary and I expect others not to enquire mine. What people forget is that

It is bad manners to ask a girl her age and a guy his salary .

Atleast , three people have asked me this question within the past week. I am at my wits’ end.
P.S. :- Fill in the blank with any swear word.

I feel guilty

Last night , a conversation between me and my best friend , who turns out to be my alter-ego , popped up. It made me think a lot and blurt out a few things which have been lingering in my mind. Here I am with the transcript….

My Alter-ego : Hello sir! Why are you in a pensive mood tonight?

Me : Hmmm! I feel guilty. I have hurt people a lot of times. Now, I feel bad about it.

My Alter-ego : Why such a thought suddenly?

Me : I don’t know. What do I do now?

My Alter-ego : Good question! I would say that you apologise publicly for all your blunder and idiotic gestures that might have hurt people. Also, change your attitude. OK?

Me : Yes! I will do so. Thanks a lot again!

After this, I slept with a clear mind and here I am writing this post. I sincerely apologise to everyone who I have hurt either directly or indirectly. I feel ashamed of it. Today on, there is going to be a change in my attitude and the talkative Karthi is no more gonna prevail. You will see a bit matured , thinking , quiet and a kind person in me hereafter. Please do let me know if I deviate from it. After all to err is human and to forgive is divine.

Advice to buy a car

I am planning to buy a small car.car Here are my requirements,

  • Seat 4 persons comfortably.
  • Mileage of 14 to 16 kms per litre of petrol.
  • Easy to drive in Chennai’s traffic.
  • Less maintenance charges.

I have Alto LXI in mind. Which car do you suggest? Will appreciate your time and advice.




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